Former Senator Rick Santorum just finished his "Islamo-Fascist Awareness Week" speech at the Osmond building and WOW, what a borefest! About 400 people in attendance and not an Andrew Meyer in the bunch. Comeon people, how do you expect us to write anything interesting on here unless you suck it up and get tased?

Anyway, Santorum's speech was filled with the usual crap: "Yada yada, it's not all Muslims I'm talking about" ... "American's don't fully understand the nature of the threat, blah blah" ... "we can't allow man-on-dog sex." OK, that last one's old, but you get the point.

Disappointingly the crowd let the Penn State alumn speak for about an hour with minimal interruptions. The lights did go out once though, a sign from a being up above perhaps? During the question session of the night most people made their displeasure with the former senator known, but unfortunately not many had well thought out questions, so they came off a little weak. As more than one person stood up and expounded on their thoughts, shouts of "Ask a question!" came out of the crowd repeatedly.

All in all it didn't seem like the "message" Santorum and David Horwitz were trying to get across actually got across. Seemed like half the people were either angry that the man-on-dog detractor was even there, and the other half gave him a standing ovation when he finished.

Oh, but on a personal note, to the old man sitting in front of us during the speech - breath mints ... look into them! Seriously. Our nostrils are still burning.