Normally the Facebook polls amount to little more than a timid slideshow of super-obvious college preferences: we like naps, classes are pretty boring, and Duck Tales was at least 13% cooler than Gargoyles. But today's poll left an indelible mark on the field of collegiate superficial opinion, as "How do you like your eggs?" graced that auspicious sidebar.

The verdict? Scrambled eggs in a landslide.

Incidentally, omelette ranks #2 with 18% of the vote, which isn't a surprise considering an omelette is essentially scrambled eggs with prizes inside, a proverbial piñata de huevos, if you will. In fact, The National Council For Omelette Appreciation has already changed its official slogan from "Omelettes: The Amelie-Loving Hipsters of the Egg Scene" to "184 of 1000 Facebookers Agree: ¡Es Muy Delicioso!"