A (what I presume to be German) company is now producing-- I kid you not-- wine bras and strap-on beer bellies.

Humanity is awesome.

Girls, make sure he's getting his fair share of that wine. If you go to a party and are literally drinking your boobs, you're gonna want him good and drunk.

A review from GadgetGuy reads:

"Now you can turn an A cup in to double Ds AND sport your favorite beverage for yourself and your friends!  Like the beer belly, you slip this on under your clothes, fill them with your favorite beverage, and enjoy the stares. Of course, you'll need to gauge your drinking along with your party mates. Wait until they're pretty well gone before guzzling your gazongas, because they'll be wondering where they went."