Towers of Terrors Part Two - For Real This Time

Towers of Terrors Part Two - For Real This Time
The first time we were kind-of just kidding, but apparently the elevators in Warren Towers really have taken to free-falling the way they do in the actual Tower of Terror. You remember, the amusement park Tower became a real-life terror last June. Ok, the ride that injured the girl was a cheap rip-off of the original-- a Hillary Clinton, if you will-- but same diff.

Well, a recent article in the Daily Free Press reports that the elevators in Warren Towers are dropping entire stories at random times. And by random, we mean those times when the very laws of physics are being challenged by shoving 15 freshman suffering from the Freshman 15 into the same elevator.

You could say the Warren Towers of Terror are a better deal then the over-priced amusement park ride, but for $45,000, you'd have to define "deal."

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