For all of you that have seen, fell in love with, and sang along to R Kelly’s “hiphopera”, prepare yourself. Ten new chapters are to be released to DVD next month. Guys, that’s over half an hour of cheatin’, fightin’ and genius wordsmithin’ like “The midget faints again...While Twan and Sylvester is trippin'...The midget's the baby's daddy; woo.”

Where we left off:
Gwendolyn, Sylvester’s wife, has just found out about his one night stand with her friend, Cathy, from Cathy herself, who just found out about her husband, Rufus’ relationship with a church deacon, Chuck. But, Gwendolyn was having a fling with the policeman James that pulled Sylvester over for speeding. James has just discovered that his wife’s baby daddy is not himself, but a midget named Big Man. After Sylvester, Gwendolyn and Cathy’s brother Twan (who was just shot in the arm by Sylvester) finish playing cards, Sylvester and Twan go to help out James who has made the midget crap his pants. Meanwhile, nosy neighbor Rosie goes to investigate the gunshot she heard from next door.

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Daaamn, I’m going to so excited when when SF’s Film Society organizes another Trapped in the Closet Sing-A-Long.