I'm a fan of Tempe12 because ... well, hot chicks, is it really that hard to figure out. Anyway, Tempe 12 is promoting their 2009 Girls of the Big 10 calendar (didn't Playboy already do that?) and their Penn State representative Julie Satin. And if you were in town last weekend you probably saw the big bus they were driving around State College. And from the looks of this video, if you happened to meet Julie and her counterpart from Ohio State (did you throw beer cans at her?), you acted like a complete idiot.

Last year we were introduced to Tempe12 when Melanie Collins represented Penn State. Apparently Melanie is a sideline reporter for BTN these days, well on her way to "America's Sexiest Sportscaster" ... as I predicted, thank you.

Anyway, this year Tempe12 is going all out with the whole multimedia thing and posting videos of their models on the road. But Penn Staters obviously don't know how to act around women, which is perfectly illustrated when some dude asks Julie, "If I told you you had a beautiful figure would you hold it against me?"

Wow, what a line there fella. Virgin huh? Well, keep trying. Oh, and Julie, he actually was asking if you would hold you body against him, so good answer there.

Maybe even more odd are the girls who just want to touch Julie's hair outside of the Penn State Bookstore. Or how about the woman who said to Jen from Ohio State that she was going to put the calendar above her bed to "help her out" while she was with her husband. A Tempe12 calendar, a much cheaper alternative to Viagra (or a divorce).

Look, here's what I'm trying to say: it's kind of like when you score a touchdown in football - act like you've been there before. So when you see a beautiful woman around town, calendar or not, just act normal. Or, you know, smell her feet ... either one.