Dear anonymous Craigslister with nowhere to vent his silly football anger,

Um, wasn't the 8th the date of the Notre Dame game? Get it together, man. OSU isn't for weeks! If you're going to bash us, do it right. Complain about the White House, or those ridiculous "You got Jesus. We got JoePa" T-shirts, or something.

Sincerely,
OTR

P.S. It's "blows."