Apparently Delaware ranks among the states with the most alcohol consumed per capita. A new study says that we consume 26.3 gallons a year.

Is that it?

Judging by the outrageous number of cups and empty beer cans blanketing the campus every day, one would think that number would be more like 50 gallons.

However, a prize is a prize, and there's nothing to make Mom proud like being the 8th best beer-drinkers in the country.

...What? No prize? Maybe Mom doesn't need to know about this one.