Birthday Obligations

If you have a birthday (and you should), it is your duty to go out, whatever night of the week, and get hammered.

That said, here's a representative sample of the average bar-aged birthday boy/girl here at the U of I.

If this seems like this will be too demeaning to your fragile ego, perhaps you should reschedule your birthday to the winter or summer break.
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yung fresh
lol. brock donovan! Posted 09/18/2007 3:50 PMReply
wowsh
@ yung fresh: yo, you know him? he was my roommate last year! Posted 09/18/2007 5:10 PMReply

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