Casey Ford Alexander, aka CFA, hones his interview skills on his local news. It's no wonder he failed to impress during Ivy Club interviews.

Some interview highlights/things better left unsaid include:

• Opening with "I go to Princeton now."
• "I had an audition. I turned down six before."
• "I kind of started with astrophysics... and then ultimately .. I just kind of did well in my politics classes."
• "I was one of the first film directors invited to put my work online" (on bestfilmoncampus.com)

Apparently CFA needs to learn some tact and grace.