Good news for Joni Mitchell (and, to a lesser extent, the Counting Crows): parking lots and paradise will soon be one and the same in Chapel Hill!

Apple Chill, the springtime event notorious for the three people who were shot in 2006, might be returning soon. It would no longer be a street festival - rather, the event would take place on the top of the Rosemary Street parking deck. The Chapel Hill Downtown Executive Director, however,  is "not sold on celebrating the Earth on top of a parking deck."

C'mon, this is freakin' Chapel Hill, where you have to take a bus to get to your car. Parking lots are the ideal location for paradise.