While strolling through the Facebook marketplace this afternoon, I couldn't help notice a future Princetonian, Class of '11, looking for an upgrade from his old unicycle. You can't look at a posting like that and not want to know more about the character behind it. (I also couldn't help notice the guy trying to sell the pair of Nike's he "only wore six times" for $100. Suffice it to say, my response to this post was slightly less enthusiastic......gross).

Unfortunately, as the first member of the new freshmen class I feel I've "met," I'm sorry to say that the unicycler is a poor choice of ambassador to the Home Zone. I think I'll let his profile do the talking:

Political Views: Very Liberal
Religious Views: Atheist
Interests: Physics, Flight (among others)
Favorite Music: No rap. Hip Hop isn't much good either.
Favorite TV Shows: I don't watch TV
Favorite Quotes: NERD IT UP!! (among others)
Sorting Hat Application: Gryffindor

Seriously Sorting Hat?? You put this kid in Gryffindor? His "about me" section is just a list of the colleges he got accepted to with the exact amount of financial aid he received for each (something to the effect of "Dartmouth: In w/ $17,000/ yr + loans and work study")!

Well, I guess I can still sleep easy at night: Relationship Status: Single