It's pretty much a given that if you want your movie to fail, cast Jessica Alba. Excluding Sin City (where her role literally required her to overact) anything she touches turns to box-office dust, including but not limited to Into the Blue, Awake and The Eye. Now there's a new shitstorm on the horizion and it's called An Invisible Sign of My Own (go figure).

The film stars Alba as "a young woman who has retreated from the world and is consumed by numbers and math." Seriously. Jessica Alba, making math sexy again, errr for the first time rather. I'm just going to laugh my head off at the inevitable pre-show interviews Alba does where she'll have to talk about the extensive research she did for the role. "They sent me to MIT for four weeks which was full of all these gross guys, but now I know what an 'integer' is!" Oh God bless her. So dumb, so bitchy, so untalented, but so hot.