Here's what we learned from Miley Cyrus appearance on the Ellen Show:

Cyrus's new boyfriend is Justin Gaston, a "nice," "cute," "funny," and (best of all to Vanity Fair psuedo-nudist Cyrus) Christian singer. She laughs like a Jack-in-the-box on crack, and calls it "giggling." Also, she originally referred to Gaston as her "friend," so she's apparently a real whiz with semantics.