News at Yale has been pretty slow lately, apart from boring news stories reporting on Mike McLeod's badassery on the football field. This story is about Mike McLeod's badassery on the playa's field.

Set scene: Rad. Zeta Psi. Next to Popeye's. The night is young, the freshmen are drunk, and the keg is still goin'.

One junior, a male, is trying desperately to get into the party without having to push through crowds of people at the front door of Zeta Psi, so he plays his smart Yalie card and runs to the back of the house. Unfortunately, the backyard of Zeta Psi is surrounded by a chainlink fence, which this ambitious student now tries to climb.

Sadly, he runs into trouble. Mike McLeod spots him climbing the fence and shouts at him, "HEY MAN, YOU CAN'T DO THAT."

The fence-climber replies: "You're not Mike McLeod! You're black!"

Pause. Was this kid:
a) Really drunk, to the point of forgetting Mike McLeod's race
or
b) Living under a rock, avoiding all news sources and football games?

Well, no one's really sure, but we do know that Mike McLeod threw a cup of beer on him immediately. Presumably Mike McLeod had already drank some of the beer, and some of his spit was probably in the beer...so it's sort of like he was indirectly kissed by Mike McLeod. Awesome!