As you may have read on IvyGate, Old Campus freshmen are expressing their college pride by putting up Christmas lights on the outside of their dorms. The best, by far, is this penis put up by the kids in Lawrance (for those of you Old Campus illiterate, that means Stiles frosh). This glorious penis even has multi-color squirting ejaculate out the tip, and an old couple was spotted on the OC tonight looking at it with awe.

The penis was in response to Farnam (JE) students' "JE SUX." Last year, Stiles '10 put up "NUTS" - but Stiles '11 have definitely outdone their predecessors.

Rumor is that Stiles fro-cos have received direct orders from the Stiles master and dean to tell those rowdy kids to take the cock down.

And the rest of the Christmas light messages in descending order of awesomeness:
2. "JE SUX" - Come on, it's funny.
3. "HOUN" - At least it's creative.
4. "DC 11"
5. "BK" - Really, Berkeley? Do you such so much that you can't even muster up the enthusiasm to put "11" out the windows too? (Tip: to make an 11, you would just have to drop two lines of lights outside. Just a straight line, guys - not hard.)