Everyone's favorite Alternative Club, Terrace, has some really great members, who, on members' nights, get drunk and have really great conversations.

Member 1: So would it be hot if someone had a lip ring?
Member 2: No. But would it be hot if they had a lip ring, connected by a chain to a cartilage ring, connected by a chain to a nipple ring, connected by a chain to a clit ring...
Member 3: Only you would say a clit ring...
Member 4: Jeeze, that's like the dungeon of a sex club.

Awkward silence.
Hooray for really, really super strong Whiskey sours.