Last time we beat Michigan, this guy was quarterback and (if you're in East Halls) you were in 1st grade.

Do you remember November 16, 1996? Of course not, you were what, 10 maybe? Well, that was the last time Penn State beat Michigan, and unless something changes quick (and nothing changes quick when your coach is 80) it's gonna stay that way for a while. So, what's been keeping us from beating the likes of Michigan for 11 years? Ummm, maybe cause our quarterbacks SUCK!

"Who was the last quarterback to beat Michigan, Ha-mace," you ask? Well it was Wally Richardson. "Who?" you respond. Exactly!

Since Robinson, JoePa has had Mike McQueary, Kevin Thompson, Rashard Casey, Zack Mills, Michael Robinson and Anthony Morelli line up under center. Meanwhile Michigan has had Brian Griese, Drew Henson, Chad Henne ... oh yea, and some guy named Tom Brady.

So, Morelli, you ****ed us over again. Hope you're enjoying those facebook groups (this one's our favorite btw). But maybe it's not your fault, you're just following in a long line of losers. Hey, can't wait to see what you bring to the table Daryll Clark ... or Pat Devlin ... or Paul Cianciolo.