Drunk people pee. On everything. And if they get caught, they get a ticket.

According to the Daily Princetonian, there have been 103 urination busts so far this year--and that's just by the Princeton Borough. Imagine how many violators there are on campus, where only P-Safe can catch them.

A Borough-cited urination violation can cost up to $270 in fines, and the ticket goes on your record.

Zones the Borough is targeting include Prospect Street, home of the beer-flowing eating clubs, and Nassau Street behind Ivy Inn, the only real "college bar" in town.

So what's the moral of this story?
Find a toilet or try not to get caught.