Not all that relevant, but festive nonetheless.

Apologies for the prolonged posting absence.  Ironically now that school is almost over and there is less campus activity to blog about, I now have time to blog more.   

When time permits I plan to bring up some oldies but goodies.  In the meantime, the police reports rarely fail to amuse.   You know what they say about yellow snow?  Same goes for under garment shopping.   A guy was arrested Saturday for using a rack of women's underwear as a toilet at the west side ShopKo, causing $300 in "damage" to assorted panties and bras.
The items had to be destroyed, said Madison police spokesman Joel DeSpain.  Ya think?

The 25-year-old  was arrested on tentative charges of lewd and lascivious behavior and criminal damage to property.  Hope it was worth it, buddy.