Terrace: Land of the free, and home of the "holy shit I can't believe they did that."

Terrace Junior Dinner: A night of moderately ill-planned debauchery thrown by the new Junior members, typically exemplifying the Terrace lifestyle.

At the planning session, there were several "themes" that were on the table, including: porn, World War 1, WW1 Porn, Greek Olympics, "Artsy and Experimental...with drugs", My Super Sweet 16, and a Rave.

If all this wasn't enough, one bold Junior emailed the planning list and had this to add:

"Okay, I've been holding back because I don't want anyone to get the wrong idea and think I'm any weirder than I actually am... but I guess weird what we're aiming for with this party.  I know the porn theme was popular, but we agreed against it because it was done so recently.  But in the same vein, I thought we could have a satyr party... anyone who is familiar with ancient Greek culture will know that in addition to comedy and tragedy, the Greeks wrote satyr plays, which basically consist of a group of people walking around with giant cocks strapped on.   Anyway, the idea is a cock themed party.  People walking around in giant cocks, cock-shaped pasta for dinner, consumed with cock-shaped utensils, cock-shaped straws in our cock-tails, a cock-shaped cake with cock-shaped candy for dessert..."

Junior Terrans eventually settled on the theme "Freaks and Greeks."

So much for penis envy.