It's no secret that Princeton students love finding the most ridiculous ways to outshine the rest. But this summer, props are in order for one total badass who's actually risking life and limb for a good story. Sophomore Wesley Morgan (G.I. Wes to his friends) is spending nearly a month in Iraq on the frontline with the commander of U.S. forces and Princeton alum, General David Petraeus.

Seriously...this summer job makes flipping hamburgers at my summer club's snack shack look about as boring as ... hmm well ... as flipping hamburgers at my summer club's snack shack.

Now all Wes needs is a good Facebook photo album title (so far this summer's top nominee goes to "We're the real party bitches, you're just the guest list").