Standard procedure for cleaning and repairs before renters move in has been shot to hell. One such Urbana house started cleaning the day before people moved in. Thank you for removing most of the cockroaches, but yes, it’s still grimy and nothing works.

Cleanliness is hard to achieve when ivy vines are now growing inside your bedroom and squirrels nest on your roof.

The cleaning services also hilariously overlooked glow-in-the-dark cannabis leaves on the ceiling, an instruction manual on how to put on a condom, and frat boy socks. Home sweet home ...ehh?