I have to say, what bothers me most about all these wacko craigslist postings is how many people out there admit to being married and still take out personal ads to meet other married or single swingers....Well either that or the fact that someone could be 42 years old, 5' 11'', 245 pounds, and classify themselves as "attractive."

Bottom line ladies, if you're in Princeton tonight and were hoping to have a fun night out on the town, forget it. Rent "Ghost," buy a big tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream (may I suggest the Macadamia Brittle or Orchard Peach...or wait, is the Orchard Peach a sorbet flavor...anyway whatever), and pig out for two straight hours to Patrick Swayze's alluring face, before it turned to raw leather. Otherwise, you may get caught up in "a private dinner, drinks and whatever alse happens that's fine too."

Then again, two straight hours of mediocre pottery wheel sex might not be that much better. Maybe just play it safe and stick to "Big Momma's House 2."