Last Thursday, students gathered outside the Hill Center for Mathematical Sciences on Busch campus to protest the latest development in our government's oppression of freedom. In a nutshell, the government is developing software here at Rutgers to monitor blogs and social networking sites to look for "anti-American" sentiments and terrorist plots.

Obviously, terrorists write all about their plans on Myspace, complete with hipster profile pictures with metal studded keffiyeh and black eyeliner.

Obviously, the key to winning the war on terror is to find the blogs written by dirty hippies who complain about how the government runs this country. Because through them, the link to Osama bin Laden's blog will be discovered, revealing his whereabouts as well as all future plots.

Obviously.