Aw this is the type of story that makes you proud to be an American.

A conductor helped deliver a baby on a July 6th run on the Metro North rail line.  He apparently decided to keep an eye on her because of how pregnant she looked (he <3's preggos), and she decided a train to Poughkeepsie was a great place for a birth.

Ok, it's great that people helped out and they all bonded in some sort of human experience, but the real question remains...Did they clean up the mess?