Ah, pizza.  One of the staples of any college student's diet, and one of the cornerstones of the collegiate food pyramid.  With the Purdue dining courts closed on Sunday nights, dinner ending by 9:00pm the other nights, and sometimes a powerful need to escape the same make-your-own quesadilla, ranked here are your options for pizza at Purdue:

1.  Mad Mushroom Pizza
Ignore the rumors of health code violations - you just can't beat that sort of value (try the Monday night specials).

2.  Papa John's Pizza
This actually tastes like genuine pizza, good for second place.

3.  Domino's Pizza
A dazzling array of sides and dessert options makes this an attractive third choice.

4.  Pizza Hut
At least it's still a national chain.

5.  Hotbox Pizza
"Eating at Hotbox" is easily one of the greatest setups for a "your mom" joke in existence.

6.  Tie: Fazoli's, Cici's Pizza, Villa Pizza
Doesn't matter if they offer other food items, there's no delivery here.

7.  Lov Shack
Calzones are the tastier older brother of pizza bites, closely related to genuine pizza.

8.  Tie: Pizza Express, Pizza Magia, Marco's Pizza, Pizza King
Who needs this many pizza places, really?