The Hatchet is reporting that GW has suspended a senior fellow at the Department of Homeland Security Institute after discovering that he had forged his doctorate degree and interviews with prominent US politicians.

According to the article, Alexis Debat forged a PhD from the Sorbonne, as well as interviews with politicians such as Bill Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Michael Bloomberg, Barack Obama, and others.

The obvious question here is: why GW? Why, if you had such great forgery skills would you not be sitting on white sandy beaches with your pick of hot bitties?

Clearly, Leo would have done it better. And wouldn't have been caught, dumbass.