With a simple outfitting, anybody's member can now become a superhero, a king, or even a tux-wearing James Bond dick.

Yes, there exists printable, cutout penis decorations by your favorite, or second favorite condom bran: Durex.  They are aptly called Dickorations.

Perhaps the novelty of college sex has worn off and you need something bizarre and kindergarten-craft-time-esque to get off. Maybe you hate yourself or your boyfriend.

Although in the end, it sounds only a novel idea in theory, not in practice.