Every night, he's there.  Every time you need a computer, he's there.  It doesn't matter if your paper is due in ten minutes and you desperately need a computer to print, because he won't budge.

He's in the basement of Hicks playing Second Life.  He's in the Math building playing Starcraft with all of his online friends.  He's that pathetic loser who insists on hogging public computers so he can play video games.  His little fantasy world is much more important than your term paper, and he's so completely inept at social interaction that, even if you ask him politely to move, all you'll get is a grunt or a glare.

The worst part is, he's everywhere.  Spreading, like a virus.  We, as students, need to take a stand against behavior like this.  Public computers are for school work, and if Purdue refuses to enforce this rule, then we'll have to take the law into our own hands.  Show these idiots that your grade is worth more than his +25 mystical dragonslaying sword.