An MU biologist has suggested that golf courses are our nation's great untapped resource for wildlife preserves.

Tee-hee-hee, can you imagine? You're getting ready to make your putt, when a kinkajou comes dropping in like James Bond.... And then Paris Hilton runs after it: "Baby Luv! Wait...I forgive you for biting me. Do you want me to sing to you??? The stars are blindddd......"


Or maybe a tapir. An ANGRY tapir....