On a Friday afternoon, most people are either trying to sludge through their last classes, running errands, or nursing Thirsty Thursday hangovers (stop drinking that diesel fuel vodka!).

But not Library Gamer Guy. Statistics have shown that on any given visit to the Hicks Undergraduate library, one has a 73% chance of seeing this guy playing anything from first-person shooters to Sims-like stimulations. Also, he always chooses to use the entrance guest computers that are meant for catalog access and short sessions instead of heading to a lower-traffic lab to do his zombie killing. But whatever; if he's really posing a problem, he will be shooed away by the librarians or ass-kicked by a student who's in a hurry.

At least he's not that guy in the Math lab who was playing WoW at 11 p.m. one night when I was working on my English project and was still there at noon the next day when I went back to finish =/