The Exponent just released a story entitled "No.1 Ranked Band Playing In A Mall Near You". The story is basically just a press release informing everyone that The Plain White T's wil be playing a show at the mall on August 18th. However, Since the mall hasn't exactly been the "cool" place to hear music since the Tiffany days i began to wonder what it takes be called No. 1 Ranked.
Since i choose not to acknowledge bands that have 12 year olds screaming for them on TRL as music, i had to ask my co-workers what songs they sing. Coversation was as followed:

Co-Worker: "They have that song "Hey There Deliah".
Me: Oh yeah i've heard that song what else do they sing?
Co-worker: long pause and blank stare.

Apparently one No. 1 Ranked song earns you a free concert at a one-level mall in Lafayette Indiana.