Next to 10 servings of EasyMac and half a case of beers in your otherwise empty food pantry, that box of CocoaPuffs cereal looks as healthy as a bushel of broccoli. So naturally, you eat it for 8 meals straight. But when you finally run out, it’s time to hit the student Union for more aristocratic fare. And as luck may have it, there’s something new for you to try out.

More cereal!

Loops, the final wedge in the Union renovation pie, is finally open to serve afternoon stoners and sugar addicts everywhere. Why spend $4 on a 20oz box of Fruit Loops when you can buy a $4 single serving that comes in a cute little cardboard bowl? Also, give yourself bonus points for being strong-willed enough to bypass the greasy huge burritos and General Tso's chicken across the way; like your mom always said, little bits of sugar-infused processed flour is the key to a healthy body.