A recent post on Urbandictionary.com commented on the lack of pretty girls at Purdue and how it was causing "excessive masturbation and homosexuality". Excuses, Excuses my friend, don't blame Purdue for your failed attempts to score, i would suggest lowering your standards. I would like to clear some things up for all the narcissistic and clueless boys of West Lafayette.

A. The male population at Purdue is not exactly a Ralph Lauren Ad

and

B. There are hot girls at Purdue, they just arent interested in you due to the prevalence of above point A., and we would much rather sit at home painting our nails preserving our beauty until after graduation.