"A giant, smiling Lego man was fished out of the sea in the Dutch resort of Zandvoort on Tuesday.

Workers at a drinks stall rescued the 2.5-metre (8-foot) tall model with a yellow head and blue torso."

Awesome.  That is so Awesome.

I wish that the lego man had washed up on the shore of some remote African or South American village.  Then instead of propping him up next to a drink stand, they would all worship it as their god and make sacrifices to the lego man.  It would be just like me in 1st grade.