Problems with you’re roommate? Do they steal your clothes or toiletries? Are they a recluse who plays video games and pesters you about your social life? Are they just huge dorks? Then here is you’re guiding to getting back at them.

Your roommate’s boyfriend, girlfriend, or random hookup for the night is keeping you awake. – Simply grab your watch, flip on the light and yell “RODEO!” Your job is simply to time how long both can stay in bed when one starts flailing around. After the offending party is tossed from the bed, they'll grab clothes and speed out the door before they can say, "Call me."

Your roommate is stealing you’re toothpaste or other toiletries. – Simply take a razor blade and cut small lines in to their toothpaste tube. If you’d like, add a small amount of super glue to the edge of the razor blade for a temporary seal. The holes are unnoticeable and when they squeeze it, the paste will ooze out the sides.

Your roommate is a dork or jock. – Normally these two groups don’t go together, but here they do. If you’re roomie is a huge dork that plays World of Warcraft or Halo 24/7, merely steal their power cable when you need to sleep. Jock keeping you awake while they do 4,823 jumping jacks before bed? A little icy-hot in the jock-strap/undies is an old standby.

Remember these tips to stop your pesky roommate if they drive you crazy. You could, of course, just move out. But where’s the fun in that?