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It’s bad enough that Michelle Obama is already a seemingly miserable person but Fox News is just adding fuel to the fire. According to New York Mag, Fox News is apologizing to Mrs. Obama for referring to her as a “baby mama.” It's a lazy Friday, so I thought I’d jump right in and give you 5 reasons why Fox News finally got it right.
1. Girlfriend’s always complaining about her man. Michelle “Baby Mama” Obama doesn’t keep her mouth shut about her hubbie’s flaws as she told Newsweek that he snores and has bad breath in the morning. What’s next, Michelle – Get a better job, Barack!
2. Always rolling those big buggy eyes of hers. If Obama’s acting a fool at a political event, all Michelle has to do is give him the ole evil eye and he quickly brings it down about 20 notches.
3. Homegirl loves to make her man jealous. During Michelle’s appearance on The Colbert Report, she had Stephen Colbert serenade her to make Barack seethe with jealousy.
4. Dissing her girls for her man. Michelle left the ladies of The View thinking, Oh no she didn’t! She was supposed to guest star on an episode of the View last year but cancelled at the last minute to attend a Senate vote.
5. And finally, she's tired of spending time with her dang kids. In Barack’s 2006 book, The Audacity of Hope, he quoted his wife as saying “You only think about yourself. … I never thought I'd have to raise a family alone.” Girl, it ain’t always about your needs, you gotta make some sacrifices to make it work!











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Why don't you turn your keen perceptions on Cindy McCain's area 51 alien looking, oxycontin addiccted, trust fund havin', caboose, Dr.Lechter?
Watch out, an opinionated smart black woman will live in the white house next year! Better start prepping for the rapture.
Douche bags Posted 06/13/2008 11:14 AMReply
THE FULL WRATH OF THE OBAMATRONS DESCEND UPON YOU, SWINE Posted 06/13/2008 1:05 PMReply
And ending a post with name calling. Real mature. Posted 06/13/2008 2:25 PMReply
First and foremost - I am NOT a racist.
Secondly - as citizens of this amazing country we have all been given the right and privilege of freedom of speech and just as you have all so readily expressed your thoughts, I reserve the right to do the same.
My feelings and reservations about Mrs. Obama have nothing to do with her husband. As written in posts prior to this one, I have to agree that he's an excellent nomination for the party and a great candidate to have this election.
On a final note - yes, I am the future of America as are all of you. I will continue to exercise my freedom of speech, I can only hope you all continue to do the same.
JAlmanza Posted 06/13/2008 9:42 PMReply
You are a hack because all you can do is hurl ad hominem slurs at a candidates wife. You lack intelligence, you lack decorum, and you lack craft.
You suck. You whine when someone sends back a bit of the same name calling. You are an obnoxious douche bag.
And the only thing you are the future of is a drive through window. Posted 06/14/2008 02:12 AMReply
um sorry you don't get to decide if you're racist or not...just saying something doesn't make it true
have a nice life Posted 06/14/2008 06:45 AMReply
You make me sick you disgusting toadie. Posted 06/14/2008 1:36 PMReply
You douche bags don't see a problem with taking a picture of a black woman and mocking her physical features?
"Always rolling those big buggy eyes of hers."
"Nose: will sniff out the welcome pot"
Yeah how about a joke about fried chicken and watermelon too?
Not racist, please you are just another trust fund suburban kid, a stealth racist. Roll up those windows when the blacks walk by, or maybe grab your purse when you see some black people in the mall? You are the future of nothing. I guarantee none of you will ever be anything close to a real journalist... although that internship at fox news could be a reality if you keep this garbage up.
And don't give me that "I support Obama crap", you suck completely. And If I wasn't convinced that you have the intellect of a stump, I would tell you to go hang yourself in your closet.
Save your mummy and daddy the college debt and just go straight to work at Macdonald's. I can tell that thats all you have the intelligence for. Posted 06/15/2008 2:48 PMReply
we don't want any black 'hose' in a 'Black House.' Posted 06/27/2008 2:13 PMReply
By the way, where is my United White College Fund, Miss White America, and White Entertainment TV. If any of those existed it would be called racism and Jess Jackson would be protesting as usual instead of getting a real job.
Also, every black American should be kissing our White butts. The only reason why you are in the greatest country in the world where you have the freedoms you do, is because of slavery. How quickly you forget the whole civil war thing where millions of whites died to free you. Also, the only reason why we had slaves was because black tribal leaders in Africa sold their own people to the whites. Do you honestly think a bunch of skinny white guys could have rounded up a bunch of huge black guys outnumbered 10-1 without the help of the local leaders?
Also, Slavery is the only reason why blacks are so good at sports. Years of breeding the biggest and strongest to work the field does wonders. Am I wrong with any of this? Posted 10/28/2008 10:37 PMReply
Michelle Obama is a racial-minority individual, and in her heart and mind she inevitably does not endorse hate crimes committed by George W. Bush.
George W. Bush committed hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism (indicated in my blog).
George W. Bush did in fact commit innumerable hate crimes.
And I do solemnly swear by Almighty God that George W. Bush committed other hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism which I am not at liberty to mention.
Many people know what Bush did.
And many people will know what Bush didâeven to the end of the world.
Bush was absolute evil.
Bush is now like a fugitive from justice.
Bush is a psychological prisoner.
Bush has a lot to worry about.
Bush can technically be prosecuted for hate crimes at any time.
In any case, Bush will go down in history in infamy.
Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993
âGEORGE W. BUSH IS THE WORST PRESIDENT IN U.S. HISTORYâ BLOG OF ANDREW YU-JEN WANG
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I am not sure where I had read it before, but anyway, it is a linguistically excellent statement, and it goes kind of like this: âIf only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memories so they never got stale and faded.â Oh waitâoff the top of my headâI think the quotation came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook. Posted 03/08/2009 12:29 AMReply