5 Reasons Michelle Obama Is A Baby Mama

5 Reasons Michelle Obama Is A Baby Mama
5 Reasons Michelle Obama Is A Baby Mama5 Reasons Michelle Obama Is A Baby Mama5 Reasons Michelle Obama Is A Baby Mama5 Reasons Michelle Obama Is A Baby Mama

It’s bad enough that Michelle Obama is already a seemingly miserable person but Fox News is just adding fuel to the fire. According to New York Mag, Fox News is apologizing to Mrs. Obama for referring to her as a “baby mama.”  It's a lazy Friday, so I thought I’d jump right in and give you 5 reasons why Fox News finally got it right.

 

1. Girlfriend’s always complaining about her man. Michelle “Baby Mama” Obama doesn’t keep her mouth shut about her hubbie’s flaws as she told Newsweek that he snores and has bad breath in the morning. What’s next, Michelle – Get a better job, Barack!

 

2. Always rolling those big buggy eyes of hers. If Obama’s acting a fool at a political event, all Michelle has to do is give him the ole evil eye and he quickly brings it down about 20 notches.

 

3. Homegirl loves to make her man jealous. During Michelle’s appearance on The Colbert Report, she had Stephen Colbert serenade her to make Barack seethe with jealousy.

 

4. Dissing her girls for her man. Michelle left the ladies of The View thinking, Oh no she didn’t! She was supposed to guest star on an episode of the View last year but cancelled at the last minute to attend a Senate vote.

 

5. And finally, she's tired of spending time with her dang kids. In Barack’s 2006 book, The Audacity of Hope, he quoted his wife as saying “You only think about yourself. … I never thought I'd have to raise a family alone.” Girl, it ain’t always about your needs, you gotta make some sacrifices to make it work!

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Anonymous
this was great! I love it finally someone is writing about her. How about her Jackie O look alike?.... Sorry Michelle your no Jackie O. Posted 06/13/2008 10:15 AMReply
Anonymous
Wow, obnoxious. It's good to see racism is still alive and well in America.

Why don't you turn your keen perceptions on Cindy McCain's area 51 alien looking, oxycontin addiccted, trust fund havin', caboose, Dr.Lechter?

Watch out, an opinionated smart black woman will live in the white house next year! Better start prepping for the rapture.


Douche bags
Posted 06/13/2008 11:14 AMReply
Anonymous
Racist crap. Posted 06/13/2008 11:16 AMReply
Anonymous
WHAT ABOUT MCCAIN'S HO...IF YOU REALLY WANT TO TAKE IT THERE. Posted 06/13/2008 11:22 AMReply
Anonymous
McCain's Ho...genius Posted 06/13/2008 12:05 PMReply
aquamarine
This is really funny! Posted 06/13/2008 12:47 PMReply
Anonymous
... idk, Condi still freaks me out more. no baby mamma can match up to that bitch. She's more frightening than Cheney and HE ACTUALLY SHOT SOMEONE. Posted 06/13/2008 12:59 PMReply
Anonymous
YOU DARE INSULT OUR DEMIGODS MICHELLE AND BARACK OBAMA?
THE FULL WRATH OF THE OBAMATRONS DESCEND UPON YOU, SWINE
Posted 06/13/2008 1:05 PMReply
Anonymous
@ Anonymous:

And ending a post with name calling. Real mature.
Posted 06/13/2008 2:25 PMReply
Anonymous
LOL - so pathetic. Posted 06/13/2008 2:41 PMReply
Anonymous
Wow-- there is someone stupider than George W Bush, I didn't think it was possible. Congrats J'Almonza I am amazed someone with your brain size can type. Good luck in school-- or did you already drop out? Posted 06/13/2008 2:45 PMReply
Anonymous
Wow. Racist trash. Disgusting. JAlmanza, go thro yourself in the garbage, please. Posted 06/13/2008 7:53 PMReply
Anonymous
Racist. Ignorant. Sad. If you're the future of America, we're all in trouble. Posted 06/13/2008 8:28 PMReply
Anonymous
Wow, what a racist bigot. Looks like you are bitter about the possiblity of somebody other than you color will be living in the White House, and be your President.. Just the idea must have hurt you real bad, huu??.. Deal with your own pain, on your own nuckle-head... Don't use the internet as a terapy. Posted 06/13/2008 8:51 PMReply
Jessica Almanza
To all the anonymous commentators:

First and foremost - I am NOT a racist.

Secondly - as citizens of this amazing country we have all been given the right and privilege of freedom of speech and just as you have all so readily expressed your thoughts, I reserve the right to do the same.

My feelings and reservations about Mrs. Obama have nothing to do with her husband. As written in posts prior to this one, I have to agree that he's an excellent nomination for the party and a great candidate to have this election.

On a final note - yes, I am the future of America as are all of you. I will continue to exercise my freedom of speech, I can only hope you all continue to do the same.

JAlmanza
Posted 06/13/2008 9:42 PMReply
Anonymous
Exercise that freedom of speech fatty.

You are a hack because all you can do is hurl ad hominem slurs at a candidates wife. You lack intelligence, you lack decorum, and you lack craft.

You suck. You whine when someone sends back a bit of the same name calling. You are an obnoxious douche bag.

And the only thing you are the future of is a drive through window.
Posted 06/14/2008 02:12 AMReply
Anonymous
haha "i am not a racist"

um sorry you don't get to decide if you're racist or not...just saying something doesn't make it true

have a nice life
Posted 06/14/2008 06:45 AMReply
Anonymous
I never heard the term before. How many "typical white people" know or understand African American slank speech? Posted 06/14/2008 09:46 AMReply
Anonymous
fascist prick, learn to write a decent article Posted 06/14/2008 09:55 AMReply
Anonymous
I think fascism would be trying to force your singular viewpoint on this one person despite him having opinions that disagree with yours. Like all of you are doing. **** Obama. Posted 06/14/2008 09:59 AMReply
Anonymous
was this supposed to be funny? it failed! Posted 06/14/2008 10:05 AMReply
Anonymous
okay, first, this was racist. second, it was mysoginistic, and finally, i have no doubt that you are not, and never will be michelle obama's intellectual equal. i'd much rather have a strong and opinionated woman like michelle as first lady than a pill-poppin', husband-stealing, spoiled, aging rodeo princess, stepford wife like cindy mccain hosting parties at 1600 pennsylvania. Posted 06/14/2008 11:07 AMReply
Anonymous
your third grade mentality shows and this is why idiots should not be allowed on the internet - your parents must be so proud to have raised a bunch of intellectually stunted morons! Posted 06/14/2008 11:36 AMReply
Anonymous
This bigot makes me want to puke africanized honeybees! Posted 06/14/2008 1:33 PMReply
Anonymous
@ aquamarine: WTF do you know simpleton? You probably thought water hoses on Selma protesters was funny too. Get bent you moronic vulture and quit sticking up for your racist and sophomoric dullard of a "chief contributer".

You make me sick you disgusting toadie.
Posted 06/14/2008 1:36 PMReply
Valencia Chang
People, chill. Just because you label edgy, funny things as racist doesn't make you a righteous champion of goodness. Stop trying to be politically correct through uninformed condemnation, and grow a sense of humor. Posted 06/14/2008 3:20 PMReply
Anonymous
racist crap. the thing is you racist white boys are jealous that you have small dicks. hahahahah Posted 06/14/2008 5:02 PMReply
Anonymous
stupid ass should show his face in brooklyn and say that crap. COWARD grow some balls and say that to black person to their face. IDIOT. you prolly had your girl stolen by a black guy so your little ego is hurt. Posted 06/14/2008 5:05 PMReply
Anonymous
nicely said jalmanza!!!! Posted 06/14/2008 5:29 PMReply
Anonymous
Calling someone that disagrees with you a racist. Story of this election. Posted 06/14/2008 10:10 PMReply
aquamarine
@ Anonymous: I think you're funny! Posted 06/14/2008 10:48 PMReply
Anonymous
This is really funny.... What else is funny is that if something is said about the Obamas' it's racist, but something said about any white candidate it's funny-bullshit- it think it's funny and I'm saying this as someone who is in favor of Obama winning. People need to get a sense of humor. Posted 06/15/2008 11:30 AMReply
Anonymous
@ aquamarine: Thanks, I think you are too, for a fat girl. Posted 06/15/2008 2:35 PMReply
Anonymous
@ Anonymous: She is not a candidate you dunce Posted 06/15/2008 2:36 PMReply
Anonymous
@ Miss Darcy: Yeah, amos and andy was funny too right?

You douche bags don't see a problem with taking a picture of a black woman and mocking her physical features?

"Always rolling those big buggy eyes of hers."

"Nose: will sniff out the welcome pot"

Yeah how about a joke about fried chicken and watermelon too?

Not racist, please you are just another trust fund suburban kid, a stealth racist. Roll up those windows when the blacks walk by, or maybe grab your purse when you see some black people in the mall? You are the future of nothing. I guarantee none of you will ever be anything close to a real journalist... although that internship at fox news could be a reality if you keep this garbage up.

And don't give me that "I support Obama crap", you suck completely. And If I wasn't convinced that you have the intellect of a stump, I would tell you to go hang yourself in your closet.

Save your mummy and daddy the college debt and just go straight to work at Macdonald's. I can tell that thats all you have the intelligence for.
Posted 06/15/2008 2:48 PMReply
Anonymous
@ aquamarine: @ aquamarine: I don't really think your fat. Posted 06/16/2008 12:21 AMReply
Anonymous
Who the **** would want to be Jackie O n the first place please bitch keep it moving. Posted 06/16/2008 05:15 AMReply
Anonymous
Obama can take a joke, so should his supporters Posted 06/16/2008 1:08 PMReply
Anonymous
Jackie O was a dumb piece of furniture, JFK cheated on her constantly even with Marilyn Monroe. She can't stand up to todays modern women like Michelle Obama. This racist crap is sooo not funny. Posted 06/18/2008 11:29 AMReply
Anonymous
just say 'no obamanation' for the USA...

we don't want any black 'hose' in a 'Black House.'
Posted 06/27/2008 2:13 PMReply
Anonymous
i'm never visiting otr again. Posted 06/27/2008 2:54 PMReply
Anonymous
@ JAlmanza: Using the colloquial black (african-american) slang term 'baby mama' to label a woman you don't know purely because it IS a black term and she IS a black woman qualifies you and your 'article' as racist. Kinda like refering to black men as 'Tyrone' or calling an Native American woman a 'squaw'. Snide mimicry is the undertone of every bigot.... Posted 07/13/2008 05:19 AMReply
Anonymous
I will also add to all you 'stealth racists' (I love that!) that wearing an afro wig on Halloween as a joke and going around saying 'Yo, yo, baby yo' when refering to or talking about black culture and slang is bigotry. Yet another form of snide mimicry. A black person using 'valley girl accent' when talking about or refering to white people is the exact same form of bigotry, btw. Posted 07/13/2008 05:27 AMReply
Anonymous
Hey, look! More Obama lemmings! Chill the hell out already people. Michelle Obama is a straight-up obnoxious bitch, and it has nothing to do with her being outspoken or educated. One can be both of those things and still be annoying as hell. Posted 07/23/2008 4:45 PMReply
Anonymous
@ Anonymous: Racist. If anything this country has gone 180 degrees in the opposite direction. God forbid anyone says anything bad about a black person. Heck, with all the affirmative action and scholarships, I would expect blacks to be dominating countryâs social circles rather than the jails. Arenât things like the United Negro College Fund and Miss Black America considered racist? What about judging a person for who they are. I am sure Martin Luther King would be ashamed of America today.
By the way, where is my United White College Fund, Miss White America, and White Entertainment TV. If any of those existed it would be called racism and Jess Jackson would be protesting as usual instead of getting a real job.
Also, every black American should be kissing our White butts. The only reason why you are in the greatest country in the world where you have the freedoms you do, is because of slavery. How quickly you forget the whole civil war thing where millions of whites died to free you. Also, the only reason why we had slaves was because black tribal leaders in Africa sold their own people to the whites. Do you honestly think a bunch of skinny white guys could have rounded up a bunch of huge black guys outnumbered 10-1 without the help of the local leaders?
Also, Slavery is the only reason why blacks are so good at sports. Years of breeding the biggest and strongest to work the field does wonders. Am I wrong with any of this?
Posted 10/28/2008 10:37 PMReply
Anonymous
yes, you just proved you're ignorant and racist, dumbass. Posted 12/26/2008 11:13 PMReply
Anonymous
Dumb ****s Posted 01/23/2009 7:55 PMReply
Anonymous
Speaking of First Lady Michelle Obama:

Michelle Obama is a racial-minority individual, and in her heart and mind she inevitably does not endorse hate crimes committed by George W. Bush.

George W. Bush committed hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism (indicated in my blog).

George W. Bush did in fact commit innumerable hate crimes.

And I do solemnly swear by Almighty God that George W. Bush committed other hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism which I am not at liberty to mention.

Many people know what Bush did.

And many people will know what Bush didâeven to the end of the world.

Bush was absolute evil.

Bush is now like a fugitive from justice.

Bush is a psychological prisoner.

Bush has a lot to worry about.

Bush can technically be prosecuted for hate crimes at any time.

In any case, Bush will go down in history in infamy.

Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993

âGEORGE W. BUSH IS THE WORST PRESIDENT IN U.S. HISTORYâ BLOG OF ANDREW YU-JEN WANG
_____________________
I am not sure where I had read it before, but anyway, it is a linguistically excellent statement, and it goes kind of like this: âIf only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memories so they never got stale and faded.â Oh waitâoff the top of my headâI think the quotation came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.
Posted 03/08/2009 12:29 AMReply

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