Cindy McCocaine Vs. Obama's Baby Mama

Cindy McCocaine Vs. Obama's Baby Mama
Cindy McCocaine Vs. Obama's Baby MamaCindy McCocaine Vs. Obama's Baby MamaCindy McCocaine Vs. Obama's Baby MamaCindy McCocaine Vs. Obama's Baby MamaCindy McCocaine Vs. Obama's Baby Mama

In one corner there’s Cindy McCain, former drug addict and wife of the ancient Republican relic John McCain. In the other corner, there’s Michelle Obama, wife of yuppie Democratic hotshot, Barack Obama. The fight is on as these candidates’ spouses grapple to stay in the limelight. But who will knockout who in this fight to the White House?
 
She has gone from stealing pharmaceuticals to stealing dessert recipes. Who could I possibly be referring to? The Republican candidate’s wife of course – Cindy McCain.
 
Cindy McCain has graced the pages of this month’s Vogue and has opened up her doors to tell about the intimate details of her somewhat derailed life journey.
 
The USC graduate and Anheuser-Busch heiress has had her fair share of scandals unbefitting to royalty. After suffering a stroke and struggling with an intense addiction to prescription drugs (Vicodin and Percocet), Cindy is now trying to sell herself to the public as who she is – a recovering drug addict.
 
Harper’s Bazaar has featured Cindy McCain in their July issue and addresses the issues of what’s “myth and reality” in the Republican darling’s life. One of the biggest matters to be tackled is Cindy’s drug addiction. As I sit here and put pen to paper (or finger to keyboard), I can’t help but realize how her addiction has become a huge issue.
 
All the way to left is Michelle Obama - the Harvard Law School grad who's political stance sometimes overshadows her husband's. This South Side-bred broad has attended some of the nation's most prestigious institutions but continues to lack that first lady sense of decorum. As rumored, Michelle has made derogatory comments at a church referring to White Americans as "whitey" (seems both me and her have a flair for controversy).
 

Michelle's constant struggle with her humble roots and her upper-middle class guilt is perfectly portrayed in her own spread in Vogue where she was photographed clad in pearls, a perfectly coiffed up-do and a couture satin dress.

 

As one first lady potential is trying to be the all American girl next door the other is trying to fill the shoes of a certain first lady fashion icon (cough Jackie O cough). We'll see who wins the hearts and minds of Americans in November.

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Comments

Hector Nazario
I laughed for a solid minute at "McCocaine." Posted 06/18/2008 1:52 PMReply
Anonymous
Way to fall for some whacked out Clinton blogger.

There is no tape released that she uses the word whitey in...nor dyn-O-mite

So stop spreading lies kthanksbye
Posted 06/18/2008 4:54 PMReply
Anonymous
I like your writing style. I really enjoyed what you wrote on " Obama's Baby Mama". Posted 06/18/2008 5:39 PMReply
Anonymous
I didn't know Cindy McCain is a recovering drug addict... I don't really see the problem everyone has with Michell Obama... She just seems like a nice lady to me and technically a "Baby Mama" is an unmarried mother of someone's children... Mrs. Obama is his wife... Posted 06/19/2008 07:06 AMReply
Anonymous
Your terminology is used incorrectly. You should study street slang before using. "Baby Mama" is not the correct term for a women who has children by her husband and who is educated probably better than yourself. "Baby Mama" (which usually goes along with 'drama')is a term used to describe the residue from not being married. Clearly, there is not much bad to say about Mrs. Obama. However, on the other hand, Mrs. McCain...Drug Addict...alot could be said. Posted 06/19/2008 4:05 PMReply
Anonymous
Apparently she's still pill popping as evident by many of her strange ramblings given to reporters when out on the stump with her husband. Posted 06/20/2008 08:50 AMReply
Anonymous
Why are you so biased against Michelle Obama?? That lame azz lie about using whitey...nobody uses whitey...not since 1965. Posted 06/20/2008 1:11 PMReply
Anonymous
whitey? stop spreading lies.
did you know mccain has illegitimate black baby?
Posted 06/20/2008 5:11 PMReply
Anonymous
Personal attacks really drive home the point that Obama is more qualified then McCocaine, dude you are hillarious and brilliant. Posted 06/28/2008 9:32 PMReply
Anonymous
u iz write bout mccocainez, but knotz write bout michell, u stoopid, i vote for prez wive. Posted 06/28/2008 9:35 PMReply
Anonymous
Obama's mother's original Social Security Number Application

www.webofdeception.com
Posted 07/01/2008 12:14 PMReply
Anonymous
Cindy McCain was addicted to pain pills. Barack beyotch Obama admitted to formerly using cocaine. So what, we all have skeletons in the closet. Posted 09/26/2008 3:01 PMReply

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