How lucky we college-goers are that we got in when we did! This year, students accepted to top colleges had even more impressive statistics. NYC private schools Marymount & Dalton (of Gossip Girls fame), whose tuition adds up to over $30,000 annually, are dismayed to admit that not a single student was admitted to Harvard.

If 4.0 GPAs, stunning extracurriculars, and personal connections aren't cutting it, there's no way this slacker would have been admitted to Vanderbilt, let alone Harvard with this years statistics.

Schadenfreude to all.