According to statistics, the class of 2012 is supposed to be smarter than any incoming Vanderbilt grade before them. The Vanderbilt 2012 Facebook group, with 1026 members (the vast majority of the freshman class), proves otherwise.

Check out these direct quotes:

8. “I like room temperature to be a bit cold. (not freezing, rather just below the standard room temp)”—Male, Re: male roommate search board
7. “Q: Do you bring the drama?
A: No. This is probably a really important question on the girl's survey”—Male, Re: male roommate search board
6. “Do You Love God =)?”—Female, message board topic
5. “Q: What is your favorite quote?
A: Thou shalt not take a laxative and a sleeping pill in the same night.”—Male, Re: getting to know each other board
4. “Q: What are your New Years Resolutions?
A: Get rich or die trying”—Male, Re: getting to know each other board
3.” No partying goes on in Vanderbilt at all. Everyone knows that.”—Male, Re: Partying message board
2.” I won't pledge because I don't need membership to a drinking club to make college worth while.”—Male, Re: Greek Life message board
1. “...does anyone rap?”—Male, Re: “What it do, what it does” message board 

What do you think: Biggest douche?