The fallen candidates of US presidency usually find themselves going back to their senator/congressman jobs with their heads hung low in shame. John Kerry, however, refuses to fall into the election loser abyss.

Since Kerry’s presidential loss almost four years ago, he has been caught making damaging remarks about Iraq and education, living off his wife’s inheritance and running for another Senate term. All of that seems like a total bore compared to the juicy news OTR has just caught wind of.

Kerry has most recently been photographed boozing it up with a group of college girls in Nantucket. The fine people at TMZ have several incriminating photos of the Senator goofing around with his arms carelessly thrown around young college coeds. And here's the kicker - the caption of the photos read, "Electoral College Girls Gone Wild," leading readers to believe that the almost-president made a cameo in a Girls Gone Wild video. Personally, I would have gone with something like, "John Kerry: Suck it in Nantucket" - much funnier and it rhymes. 

Kerry's spokesperson, David Wade was furious that such claims were made about the Massachusetts senator and asked that the photos, accompanied by a short story, be retracted immediately as he saw them to be defamation of character. Wade sticks to his story telling the press that Kerry was taking a walk down the dock with a friend after dinner when a group of girls recognized him and asked for a photo. So why is he pictured clutching a beer can in a photo?

Looks like Wade has a lot of work to do if he wants the alibi to seem plausible.