• Scientists in the United Kingdom are planning to redesign the streets to make them more drunk-friendly. They are going to study the way drunks walk and adjust the streets accordingly.

• $5,000 is being offered to the Auckland University student who arrests Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during her trip to Auckland in New Zealand. She is considered a war criminal for her role in illegally invading and occupying Iraq.

• Parents are being urged to make sex and relationships part of everyday conversation with their teens. They are also being advised to watch television sex scenes to help them get the conversation started. The government hopes that these talks will help control the soaring teenage pregnancy rates.

• In other UK news, a new beach resort is now open to the public for £10 a night. The only thing is that there are no toilets. And the entire structure is made from 100% sand, including the beds.

• An 18-year-old man has been arrested for stealing at least three county buses in Miami. At least he was nice enough to follow the bus routes, pick up and drop off passengers, and return the buses at the end of the day.