• Thanks to an observant newspaper delivery woman, an elderly woman has been freed from her bathtub. She had been stuck there for two days due to bad knees and a recent hip replacement.

• The “World’s Greatest Dad” has been arrested and charged with activities that involved sexually abusing children. How was he caught? The fourteen-year-old girl he was having explicit sexual conversations with online turned out to be an undercover agent from the Attorney General’s office.

• If you’re looking for a high quality of life overseas, don’t live in the United Kingdom. It has been ranked as the worst place to live in Europe. Live in Spain instead.

• School board members in Ohio were urged by a woman to drug test students. Turns out it was a ploy to keep attention away from her. She was arrested and charged with possession of heroin and heroin trafficking.

• After a year of negotiation among state legislators in Virginia, they have finally deemed it legal to serve the "hopsicle" - beer on a stick - at a local restaurant. They are currently in the process of legalizing sangria.