Quinnipiac Poll Releases Top Secret Info, Or Not

Quinnipiac Poll Releases Top Secret Info, Or Not

Quinnipiac University is situated in the valley of the Sleeping Giant Mountain in a small suburb outside New Haven. An immaculately pristine university primarily concerned with its perfectly manicured grounds and its latest campus additions, Quinnipiac is kinda image-obsessed explaining their claim to fame – the Quinnipiac Polls.


The seemingly political polls are staged to gather international attention on this small college near that Ivy League in New Haven. But with so much attention on staggering gas prices, the delightfully scandalous presidential election and the ongoing war in Iraq, the polls are really getting lost in the shuffle. Here’s the latest already-known Quinnipiac poll:


American likely voters are increasingly worried about the energy crisis or gas prices and support by large margins almost every measure to solve the energy crisis, according to a Quinnipiac University national poll released today.

 

In an open-ended question, where respondents can give any answer, likely voters nationwide were asked to identify the most important problem facing the country today. Results are:


- 44 percent list the economy;
- 12 percent cite the war in Iraq;
- 10 percent say the energy crisis or gas prices;
- 4 percent each for health care and terrorism.

 

Economy? No Way! War in Iraq? Get outta town! Energy crisis and sky high gas prices? You gotta be kidding!

 

So thanks Quinnipiac for enlightening the general public on super top secret information!

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Comments

Anonymous
where the hell is Quinnipiac?
never heard of it. new haven? yet another eastern elite school, huh?
Posted 09/18/2008 9:28 PMReply
Anonymous
haha ,I love your last comment. very funny article, big! Posted 09/24/2008 5:50 PMReply

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