College OTR officially presents: Rules for the Vice Presidential Debate Drinking Game: Doing Something Smart to Get Stupid! Drink:

1. Every time Sarah Palin says something incoherent (pace yourselves for this, kids)
2. Every time Sarah Palin talks about being from Alaska
3. Every time Joe Biden says something a Democrat shouldn’t really say (use your discretion)
4. Every time Sarah Palin calls John McCain a maverick
5. Every time Joe Biden stutters
6. Every time Joe Biden says the word “Change” (again, pace yourselves)
7. Every fourth time Joe Biden gives a better answer than Sarah Palin
8. Every time Sarah Palin looks like she’s going to cry because she doesn’t understand what is going on
9. Every time the mediator looks genuinely confused over either candidate’s answer

And Of Course:
10. Every time either candidate insults the other’s running mate

And now a message from our favorite tour guide, Emma:

This should get you pretty sh*t faced, but really, pace yourselves. If you chug a beer or take a shot for every one of these rules, you’re going to go to the hospital and get your stomach pumped. And remember, Vote on November Fourth, because as this game demonstrates, politics can be fun!