If watching last night's broadcast of the Republican National Convention says anything to college men with fetishes for mothers, it's that the GOP is definitely sporting the hottest MILFs in this presidential election. Despite my personal affinity for African American women (sorry Michelle), any Obamaniac has to admit that between First Lady-hopeful Mamma McCain and soon-to-be-grandma (does this make her a GILF? Discuss!) Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin there's just no freakin contest of hotness.

So now the super-creepy-but-ultimately-undeniable poll question for the college student body of mo-fos is finally being asked:

Which Republican MILF would you most like to [INSERT OBVIOUS EXPLITIVE I CAN'T PUT IN OTR]?