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Palin Transferred Between Six Colleges
So she can't make a decision about college. That should bode well for making decisions that impact the entire country.
Back in Fine Form
By Valencia Chang (09/04/2008 06:54 AM) Tags: rutgers, girls, football
The ladies of Rutgers kicks off the school year in high spirit by forming the best damn pyramid ever.
Rutgers Crew, Now Re-crew-ting
By Valencia Chang (09/03/2008 1:44 PM) Tags: william dowling, crew team, football, recruiting
The Rutgers crew team, which had alumni representation in the US Olympic team at Beijing this year, is recruiting on the steps of Brower Commons on College Avenue.
From far away, it looks like people finally got tired of working out indoors to classic rock and blasting air conditioning, a
... MORE »Buses Continue to Uphold Tradition of Quality
By Valencia Chang (09/03/2008 1:35 PM) The bus stop at Scott Hall looks a lot like a train station in India. The sheer number of people standing around in sweaty proximity is gives the illusion that America is about to become overpopulated (when, in fact, much of the heartland is still populated by corn and cattle
... MORE »More Green(backs)
By Valencia Chang (09/03/2008 1:22 PM) Tags: conservation, printing, credits
This year, Rutgers University is launching the Print Green initiative in effort to conserve. But from the looks of the policy statement, it has more to do with conserving monetary resources for the school than conserving trees, or the student body's academic budget. The amount of money spent on boo
... MORE »Please, be Cool
By Valencia Chang (09/02/2008 2:06 PM) Tags: clothes, make up, fashion, freshman
Today, classes officially begin here at Rutgers, and campus is once again crawling with life. Bright-eyed freshmen are easily spotted for their excited and slightly confused demeanor; they're also often recognizable for dressing badly in their misguided efforts to look good (yes, this statement mostly targ
... MORE »Girl on the Verge of Sex Change Rants, Wonders Why Other Girls are "PMSing Sissie Assheads"
By Valencia Chang (08/29/2008 05:10 AM) Tags: superficiality, ranting, angry girl
Meet Marina, one of the angriest, girl-hating female college students in the entire world.
Besides Their Value as Burgers and Handbags, Cows Can Also Point North
By Valencia Chang (08/25/2008 8:41 PM) Tags: compass, cows, google earth
According to Google Earth satellite, cattles tend to face the North-South direction of the Earth's magnetic poles. So when you're uttlerly lost in the wild without a compass or the ability to read the stars, look for a cow.
Superman Gets Dark (No, Not by Getting More Sun)
By Valencia Chang (08/25/2008 8:33 PM) Tags: superman, batman, spiderman, superhero movie, angst
Angsty, tortured superheroes appear to have more depth. The more directions they're pulled in by their responsibilities and desires, the better. The recent Spiderman and Batman flicks are prime examples of good looking men in pain (and in tights) that make big bucks in the bo
... MORE »NBA Star Moonlights as Pathetic Stalker?
By Valencia Chang (08/23/2008 08:00 AM) Tags: exboyfriend, stalker, shaq oneal, restraining order
Shaquille O'Neal is an all-star basketball player, former honorary police deputy, a Louisiana State University alumnus and -- allegedly -- a stalker ex-boyfriend.
Movies Inspire Ritual Suicide
By Valencia Chang (08/21/2008 8:55 PM) Tags: movies, smoking, tv, media
OK, the title of this article is a bit of a hyperbole. But it's true that movies, and the media in general, inspires a lot of damaging behavior by portraying them as cool. There's yet to be a movie glorifying ritual suicide in the U.S (Japan, however, is another matter), but smoking is some
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