Just kidding, Go pretty much bent over to LEAD. It is, however, always a good sign when an article about elections begins with, "The low voter turnout did not stop the winning candidates..." Also, not to be outdone, the Aggie writer, whom  shall remain nameless (am I using that right? note to self: re-watch The Office Season 4 Episode 4), decided to top a metaphorical quote by a newly elected senator with a metaphor of his own:

"'I feel like I'm on top of a mountain,' said newly elected ASUCD senator Ramneek Saini amidst a sea of silly string," the Aggie wrote, at the bottom of a valley of despair. And that was only the first two sentences!

Link (Great, Interesting, Riveting Article): http://media.www.californiaaggie.com/media/storage/paper981/news/2008/02/25/CampusNews/Lead-Dominates.Winter.2008.Asucd.Election-3231412.shtml