So I never really caught on to the Juicy Campus thing, mostly because people don't care enough about my social life to post about it online, so I was not fortunate enough to know what went on on the glorious website that is Juicy Campus.

Today I took a couple minutes to learn more about the noteworthy people that I've missed out on at Boston University.

The following are direct quotes from the website (I have changed names out of respect for those being posted about):

Topic: "Guys who flaunt how much money they have"

Best Reply: "... Says the poor person. You shoulda gone to state school!"

-Not hysterical, but pretty funny that people took the time to write about this.  It's kind of funny because there are a lot of toolbags that flaunt their parents wealth, but at the same time it's true--it's Boston University.

Topic: "Where is the best place to have sex on campus?"

Best Reply: "what a toolish tread...why don't you get a sock and some KY you
stupid cock sucker. no one is ever going to love you but your
whore of a mother."

-This person was just trying to have a little sexual bonding time, reminisce about that time they banged out on Nickerson field with people watching from the smoking balcony.  Forgive the person who is just trying to boost their  self esteem a little by seeing that people have "got their D wet" in more embarrassing places and mister pessimist had to come in and rain on the parade.

Topic: "who is this?"

Subject: "ok so about a week ago me and a few of my friends got really drunk at a
frat party and we needed help getting back to west. this one guy actually
walked us home and i wanted to thank him but all i can remember is that i
think his name was "jim" and he was asian and like really big does anyone
know this kid"

Tags: asian "jim"

Replies: Not really that important.

-The fact that somebody used this to thank this kid for walking her home is funny as shit.  What is this Craigslist missed connections?

Topic: "Hot RAs"

Best Reply: "MATT GROSS. I would do him AND his girlfriend. 11B WARREN."

-Hahahahaha--did a guy or girl write this?

Topic: "Lisa Silver"

Best Replies (Too many good ones): "loves it up the bum. takes it like an anal queen. its better than
that loosey goosey **** too."

Reply #2: "Oh Lisa is a f*cking ****, I ****ed her last semester . . . twice.
Not even good. Though, to be fair, she did finger my ****."